femaleuncle:

windowblankets:

femaleuncle:

how many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many

a number, but you probably haven’t heard of it

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caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

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kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

(Source: antiswearing, via nakedatm)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

meladoodle:

i love it when people say things like ‘i can’t draw to save my life’ because it makes me  think of someone holding them at gunpoint saying ‘ALRIGHT HERES A PENCIL I WANNA SEE SPONGEBOB IN 45 SECONDS OR UR GONE’

yes and i would fucking die do u know how hard spongebob is to draw melanie

(via sniffing)

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

(via cradily)

niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

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clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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